Dad and cmi must have felt bad I was stuck in a cone for a week. After they took it off I got to spend all weekend with them!
We spent a lot of time in the car together. I mean A LOT! Sometimes I felt sick and wanted to sit in the front seat with them but they didn't let me. Boo. I found a pair of panda friends in the back to cuddle and sleep with.
After what felt like FOREVER! (and way past my bedtime) we arrived at Grandpa's house. There were two funny, little dogs. Boy were they tiny! They kept growling and barking at me. I thought one dog's eyes were about to pop out of his head when he growled. Boy did he look silly! I don't think hosts are supposed to bark at their guests.
I didn't bark back because I was busy looking for food. Boy is their dog food good! I also found half-eaten treats all over the house. The treats made me very thirsty. In the bathroom I discovered something called a sink. If I stand there long enough sticking out my tongue, cmi pulls on something and water magically appears out of a spout. Too bad my tongue doesn't reach or I would just get water myself. When she stopped giving me water I went to look for drinks on my own and drank something yummy called coffee. Cmi got upset because I stole grandpa's coffee but later gave me the rest of her milk. Mmm I love milk!
What a great house! I got to stay indoors and sleep indoors and everything! When I got cold at night I would cuddle with dad and snored along with him too.
The only problem was there was no grass or bark indoors to use as a bathroom. Good thing I am resourceful and pooped on some towels instead. Cmi saw me and did not think I was good. She kicked me out of the room. I guess she didn't like me pooping on towels because it was gone when I came back. So the next time I pooped on the carpet when she wasn't looking.
Everyone kept telling me we were going swimming but no one told me what swimming was. It involves water. Normally, I love water. I love to drink it out of my bowl and get it all over the floor and lick it off my face when I am getting a bath. But no one told me this water was going to be COLD. I am a short haired dog. I do not like cold. Cmi said the water came from snow. I do not know what snow is but I bet it's cold.
I tried to get out but the rocks were big and slippery. It was very cold. Cmi and dad had to carry me over the giant granite boulders. I was very concerned for everyone in the water. Sometimes people disappeared under the water. I barked at everyone to get out so the water monster wouldn't eat them too. No one listened to me.
Later we went into the water under a different bridge. It was more shallow but still cold so I stood shivering with all four legs on one small rock. I put on my best sad puppy dog face and we went home.
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