boring.semi-interesting. boring.blah.blah.blah.boring. interesting.boring.
Was I this boring when I was a teenager? I recall saying "I'm bored" a lot during those years. A college professor once said something along the lines of "you only get bored if you are a boring person". Maybe I was, or still am. When you start to over analyze every detail of every human interaction it keeps you from the carpe diem moments that make life interesting and you end up with this book. I could totally relate to many parts. I'm sure everyone feels like an unspecial, out-of-place waste of space from time to time but why waste your time reading about someone else's mundane experiences when you can be doing something totally not boring or watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall for the umpteenth time?
If you want a teenage outcast diary-style story that doesn't bore you to tears try
reading
or watching
or surfing myspace.
awKwARd...
Random:
You know what else is awkward, digging through a decaying sperm whale. The sperm whale is the largest toothed whale (blue whales are the biggest whales) and prey on colossal squids, which are the largest invertebrates in the world. According to wikipedia, they are called sperm whales because they have a cavity in their heads containing a white-milky waxy substance called spermaceti that people mistook for semen. Spermaceti is actually created in the spermaceti organ in the whale's head which is connected to its nasal passage. A large sperm whale can have as much as three tons of spermaceti. Who knows what that stuff is for but I know I wouldn't want that sneezed on me.
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